My Lovely Genesis

Me: I took class 0n “how to be Melissa’s friend and still get out alive”.

Melissa:You got out alive…so far. But who knows what will happen tonight. You’re in MY territory now. Sleep with one eye open.

Me: oh yeah?? well I have so much stuff on you that you don’t want to do anything to me….or else. hahaha.

Melissa: Like what!!??

Me: I might just go tell shaun about your other man…..Lafanzo!

Melissa: Lafanzo?? Who the crap is he????

Me: remember? you met him on that trip we went on and we went to the one resteraunt. He was there as the entertainment. “Lafanzo the Asian/Latino Flamingo Dancer” and he picked you out of the crowd that night to become his “especial lady”. Once you met you hit it off.
Then you and he mistakenly got married and made twins Patrick and Swayze. Remember? Those were the days you were crazy for Swayze. You moved into a little Shack down by the river, and started a tent making bussiness, like Paul did. A traveling pastor came to town and a revival broke loose, you both realized that by co-habitating together you were living in sin. So you both turned and repented, placed Patrick and Swayze for adoption, then enrolled at OBU so you could have a fresh start and straighten your life out. now I bet you remember…….

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Mmmmm I love our random conversations. They make me happy in the midst of all the stress and junk with the roommate.

It’s no fun to have your roommate get mad at you, kick you out of your room at 6 am because you are doing homework because you are jetlagged.