Monday, November 12, 2007

If the whole rapture thing creeps you out:

  • Never decide to write about it as a Biblical Ethics term paper topic.

  • Never put it off until three days before it is due.

  • Never begin to write it late at night when you are alone in your big house while everyone is asleep.

  • Never write it in a extremely quiet place that is near train tracks. Because you will begin to think all loud sounds you hear are the rapture.

  • And don?t decide to research it when you and God don?t have the closest relationship at the moment.

Yes. I?m sad. I?ve checked on my family twice to see if they are still there. :)

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