It was that or chi-chis

(After my mom's mamogram and biopsy came back clear.)


Me: Mom, will you wake me up in the morning for church?
Mom: Yes.
Me: Will you wake me up sweetly??
Mom: No.
Me: Pleassssseeee??
Mom: No.
Me: You would think you would see the world a little bit brighter now that you know you don't have cancer in your ta-tas.
Mom: You're right. Because me not having breast cancer has everything to do with waking you up in the morning.
Me: It so does.